Wazza's leg is still attached. Thank fork for that.
Man Utd confirmed today that Rooney's injury, picked up at Bayern Munich on Tuesday evening, is not as serious as feared.
A club statement said: "We’re pleased to report that Wayne has not suffered a fracture. The scan revealed only minor ligament damage."
Pleased? We've cracked out the sparkling wine in GM's bunker. The thought that Rooney might not be fit to play in the World Cup finals - he is England's only hope of cracking the last four, let's be frank - was too ghastly to contemplate.
No doubt Alex Ferguson sees things very differently. Imagine how crimson Fergie's face is right now... well it's way more crimson than that.
Berbatov and Own Goals, it's over to you.
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