Instead of using his free time to make a freakishly tall two-backed beast with WAG Abigail Clancy, Peter Crouch has revealed that he can't keep his massive thumbs off his Nintendo DS.

In an interview with extremely relevant lads mag Loaded, Crouchy revealed that he is obsessed with playing 'Mario Kart' on his DS, owning his poor Spurs team-mates in the process.

Footballers who are no good at driving games, No.2467: John Terry - "You can't park there, John... too late" and, "Watch out for that steward in the high-visibility jacket, John... oh."

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