Ironic that a professional footballer - the most narcissistic breed of people in the world - would refuse to remove his clothes for a magazine called Vanity Fair. But that's what Kaka did - or didn't do - for the mag's 2010 World Cup issue, shot by famous snapper Annie Liebowitz. The Brazil star, a devout Christian, kept his trousers on, whilst Didier Drogba, Cristiano Ronaldo, Landon Donovan and Pato were more than happy to show you the colour of their underwear. If he existed, Jesus would be proud.