• Name: John Terry
• Age: 29
• Plays for Chelsea, England
• Mad skill: No-nonsense Anglo-Saxon leadership
• Achilles heel: Team-mates' WAGs, parking
• Most Likely to: Take shirt off at full-time, applaud Chelsea fans no matter what the result
• Man of the match: 3
• Red Cards: 27

Despite his well-documented extracurricular activities (shagging a team-mate's ex, for example), JT has managed to keep hold of the armband at Chelsea - perhaps because his club gaffer, the mild-mannered Carlo Ancelotti, is too scared of Terry to ask for it back.

Fabio Capello, however, wasted no time in stripping Terry of the England captaincy. This hasn't stopped John giving 110%. He was born to give 110% and put his (rather large) head in where it hurts.