Most football shirts are ugly polyester nightmares, not designed to look good on the fuller-figured fan (i.e. most fans in Britain). But Umbro's new World Champions range, with new crests created by shit-hot designers from each of the seven World Cup-winning nations (Uruguay, Germany, France, England, Brazil, Italy, Argentina), bucks that trend - GM would actually wear any of these very smart shirts, and we're not saying that because Umbro has asked us to (they haven't).