For taking just ten minutes to achieve a career highlight. Take a bow son.

For being better than Pele but not selling his soul to Fifa on his retirement, for that second goal against England in '86 and the one against Belgium in the Semi Final that was nearly as good but most of all, for being as mad as a box of frogs and showing that fatboys can still play a bit

Never had a shocker. Not even in that Carlsberg ad

In the words of someone smarter than me, for being "basically nothing but one massive heart on a sleeve"

Two-step penalties, chain-smoker, brilliant beard, turning out for Garforth Town

You need a reason? ok then, how about when he played Greece on his own in 2001 when all the other England players had forgotten how to play football, ending with THAT freekick that qualified us for the 2002 World Cup