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Alex Ferguson

I hate the scottish pox for doing an Elmer Fudd impression every time he is interviewed. 'Yes, we had eweven pwayers on the pitch' etc. Wascally Wabbit. And for chewing the cud. But mostly for being so fucking good, yeah I'm jealous.
quikpedal at 20 Apr 18:46

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Andreas Möller

For his little walkabout in Euro 96

Brian Cough at 12 Apr 18:05

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David Platt

For single-handedly destroying Forest. For assuming anyone in Serie B would be better than anyone in the Championship. For not understanding what being England captain was about

Brian Cough at 12 Apr 18:03

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Sir Alex Ferguson

Why? So many reasons. Of late, let's go for Old Red Face's anti-German comments aimed at Bayern Munich. Or how about when he patronised Bolton Wanderers by saying their match against Chelsea would be "easy" for the west Londoners.

Ollie Irish at 12 Apr 14:13

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Arsene Wenger

For his continued insistence that there is some bizarre conspiracy to only foul Arsenal players, and then sending his team out to try and kick Barcelona out of the game last night

Harrys Taxman at 07 Apr 16:21

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